Mrs. Jones Begonias Lyrics

Hello police TPD

This here's Marlene Jones on Burns drive

I'm calling to complain about my neighbors

It looks like they're having another one of their little parties

Here's a little tale about mean Mrs Jones

Her hen-pecked husband and her crushed Begonias

Me and my friends we had a late night jam

She started fucking with us instead of pecking on him

Roller pin totin' crazy bitch across the street

Curlers in her hair fuzzy slippers on her feet

About an hour ago she called the police again

Something about a Trans am?

Mrs. Jones Begonias

I don't know what planet she's from to get the pills that she must be on

She called the cops on the cops to get the cops to respond

She's just a neighborhood nut case

A nag and a ninny and a great big waste

We like to show her a good time to hear her complain

Go postal Mrs. Jones

We know we give you trigger itch

We wouldn't have fucked with your car

If you weren't such a bitch

This is Marlene Jones on Burns drive

And I have called you people three times already

Could you please do something about my neighbors

They're they're they're they're they're moving my car

She's sick and damn tired of all our drunken behavior

The Devil worship tribal chants and the bruised up slave girls

Pack up your things for gods sake just go

You're the Nuisance of the neighborhood

And the TPD knows

Mrs. Jones begonias

Mrs. Jones Begonias are pretty as can be

Mrs. Jones Begonias have been crushed

By you and me

Mrs. Jones Begonias are pretty as can be

Mrs. Jones Begonias have been crushed

By you and me

Mrs. Jones Begonias are pretty as can be

Mrs. Jones Begonias have been crushed

By you and me

Mrs. Jones Begonias are pretty as can be

Mrs. Jones Begonias have been crushed

By you and me