chicken and diabetes Lyrics

I was sitting on the couch of my high school stairs

People walking by as I tug on my hair

Nowhere I can go so I just sit there and stare

Everyone wearing pants so I can count all the pairs

One, two, three, four, five

There's eight kids in the school but three are kinda high

They're walking round the school with their pants by their sides

Why they holding pants? Guys just pull em to your thighs

I am not vegan cuz I want chickens to die

Kill them for my feedings I'm a homicidal guy

Ooh chicken thighs, I want french fries

But wait dude aren't you vegan?

No (no)

I see those ice cream trucks passing by my street

They don't got the chicken so I guess I won't eat

I am anorexic please help me please

All I eat is chicken but I'm allergic to chicken, help

Chicken is my entire life

I cannot hide the way I like

The taste of chicken, oh the bite

My tastebuds twinkle at the sight

I need it, I feel it

That chickens got me creeping

I see it, I'll eat it

That chickens got me dreaming

What's a jaw line? Think I lost mine

I am constipated need some Oxymetazoline

Can I have a straw, guy? Hand me a straw, guy

All I want's a straw but you keep handing me the wrong kind

I got diabetes, feeling sleepy

Ate too many cookies so my heart rate is speedy

Why am I so queasy? Probably from the treaties

Ate so much I might explode but first I'll eat more kiwis

Think I got some problems, gotta solve em

Eating all my feelings and I do it out of boredom

I would sell my organs

No

Still got diabetes, lost my feeties

Really need my insulin, I ate too many sweeties

Kinda feeling greedy, don't want no zucchini's

Stuff my face up with some chips and dip and then some Cheesy's

Chop, chop, chop (chop, chop, chop)

Both the feet gone (both the feet gone)

I don't know why we wrote this song (I don't know)

Chicken is my entire life (my whole life)

I cannot hide the way I like (hide the way)

The taste of chicken, oh the bite (the bite)

My tastebuds twinkle at the sight

I need it, I feel it (I need it, I feel it)

That chickens got me creeping

I see it, I'll eat it (I see it, I'll eat it)

That chickens got me dreaming