Welcome To The Party Lyrics

There's gonna be a party tonight

They're showing up right on time

Nobody singing nursery rhymes

Staying up late, gonna stay up past bedtime

Mommy bought a case of Sprite

Wanna stay up till it's light

Mommy said that's not alright

Chugging all the pop till we don't feel quite right

Welcome to the party

We got a couple water bottles in the fridge

Welcome to the party

Mommy said that everybody leaves at six

Please nobody disobey my mother

If we do then she will kill my brother

But welcome to the party

Please make sure that everybody leaves at six

We couldn't afford a clown

Invited all the kids in town

Swimming in the kiddie pool now

Someone get dad cuz Jake went face down

Mommy put wine in the pasta so we're all drunk

Drinking root beer so that we can keep our buzz up

Playing Wii Sports in the basement and we all suck

Tommy hit the ball out of bounds so the ball sunk

Welcome to the party

We got a couple water bottles in the fridge

Welcome to the party

Mommy said that everybody leaves at six

Please nobody disobey my mother

If we do then she will kill my brother

But welcome to the party

Please make sure that everybody leaves at six

That kid Jake from the party died

Both my parents were still inside

No one noticed until like five

Was this a party or homicide?

Well I guess no slip n slide

Jake you bitch I should have lied

Let the party go all night

Then tell everyone you died

You ruined my party you freakin' butt head

I wanted a cake but then you turned up dead

My party is ruined and now I'm upset

I wish that all my friends weren't dead

Father said that I just lost my best friend

But he's right there he's just cold, wet and dead

I want my gifts now it's getting late dad

My dad said not right now and I'm sad

But welcome to the party

We got a couple water bottles in the fridge

Welcome to the party

The paramedics showed up and they took that kid

Please nobody disobey my mother

If we do then she will kill my brother

But welcome to the party

Please make sure that no one else is dead by six