It's Christmas Time Again Lyrics

It's Christmas time and we're feeling great

Eating up some cookies by the fireplace

Everyone around got a smile on their face

Cuz it's Christmas time again

Snow is falling down when we look outside

Hear some jingle bells and look up at the sky

See the white beard and the sleigh that he drives

Cuz it's Christmas time again

Hold up that ain't Santa

He landed in our yard

He looks a little messed up

And he's driving in a car

It looks like, it looks like Santa is a crack head

Oh no, why did they lie?

In all the, in all the movies and TV shows they lied

All Christmas lies

He doesn't, he doesn't even drive a sleigh

Oh no, it's a Hyundai

The only, the only thing they got correct is that it's red

All Christmas lies

He's knocking on our door and he won't stop

Hear a jingle jangle on our rooftop

Now he's in the fireplace smoking a blunt

Cuz it's Christmas time again

He's walking over quickly to our Christmas tree

Instead of leaving presents he's taking three

We took a look around and we told him to leave

Cuz it's Christmas time again

He told me that he's Santa

How dare I speak that way

He picked me up and shook me

And now I'm in his sleigh

It looks like, it looks like Santa is a crack head

Oh no, why did they lie?

In all the, in all the movies and TV shows they lied

All Christmas lies

He doesn't, he doesn't even drive a sleigh

Oh no, it's a Hyundai

The only, the only thing they got correct is that it's red

All Christmas lies

We managed to escape from his red Hyundai

We punched his jingle balls and ran back inside

Now we're both here fearing for our lives

Cuz it's Christmas time again

Locked all the windows and all of the doors

Doesn't seem like Santa's coming back for more

At least he left the cookies and the milk that we poured

Cuz it's Christmas time again

Maybe in the future

Don't let him in your homes

He may seem inviting

But he's violent to the bone

It looks like, it looks like Santa is a crack head

Oh no, why did they lie?

In all the, in all the movies and TV shows they lied

All Christmas lies

He doesn't, he doesn't even drive a sleigh

Oh no, it's a Hyundai

The only, the only thing they got correct is that it's red

All Christmas lies