CHILLI = DEATH Lyrics

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Bitch I'm in my city, yuh

I'm feeling real pretty, yuh

Drank a couple shirley temples

Got me feeling silly, yuh

Let's head out to chilis, yuh

Heads up I have an allergy

Waiter said wait really, yuh

I don't need his analogy

Choking on the floor

Somebody gave me some chilli

Y'all about to loose your jobs

I'll sue you you just killed me

Throat is closing up and now

You can barely hear me

Tommy read my death note

I'll make all of you feel guilty

Hello 911?

Yeah my friend is allergic to chilli peppers

And he just ate so many chilli peppers

Uh, it looks like he's just given me this napkin

It says death note and he wants me to read it out loud

James has left a note

In case he choked and died on chilli peppers

This is what he wrote

In case he choked and died on chilli peppers

Please don't listen to that song

That's by the red hot chilli peppers

It will make me mad because I allergic to chilli peppers

If your reading this then it means

That I died from chilli peppers

Please revive me and don't play that

Song that's by the chilli peppers

Call an ambulance for my allergy to chilli peppers

If you don't do this

Then I will die because of chilli peppers

Uhh sir?

There wasn't any chilli peppers in that chilli we gave you

It was chilli free chilli

Wait what?

Wait so, I'm not, I'm not dead right now? Holy sh

Guess I didn't die, yuh

Guess it's not my time, yuh

Sorry bout my death note

And the reasons that I died, yuh

Guess I told some lies, yuh

But seriously the chilli peppers

I don't wanna die, yuh

So do not give me chilli peppers

I just wanna say I had a really fun time

And the chilli was a fluke

That caused me to lose my mind

Wow I can't believe I ate some chilli, almost died

So thank you to the waiter he's the reason I survived

Oh wait

There actually is chilli peppers in this

I guess we gave him the wrong order

Wait, wait what!

Oh my god not again

Tommy you know what to do

James is heaving on the floor

Turns out they did give him some peppers

Got his order wrong so now

The man wants me to read his letter

Next part of this letter

Is instruction for his burial

Apparently he wants a life size

Version of his genitals

Holy shit he's risen from the dead

Now he's a zombie man

Guess we should have called

An ambulance for the poor man

Tommy you're an idiot I never really died

I just wanted you to think that so that I could get a bribe

Wait? so

This entire time you were faking your death?

Well I was trying to

I didn't know you would read the entire goddamn letter

Are you kidding me?

I mean, how hard is it for a guy to simple fake his death around here Jesus

Now this is the waiter

And I want a turn to rap guess that

No no no, we're done with that

Wait, are there peanuts in this peanut butter?

Uhh well yeah it's peanut butter

Oh shit I'm deathly allergic!

Tommy's lying on the floor

I guess he had an allergy

Better call and ambulance

Unless I get some salary

I'll let Tommy die so that I can

Make some profit off him

Wanna buy a car

So I can drive, so I will kill him