Harder Lyrics

You said to me that you want to be free

But you're addicted to Beau Nair

And you can't quit me

I can't blame you and I respect the way you feel

But I know you're hungry for my loins as your favorite meal

And I said I want to be on top of you

Like an open-faced sandwich

Maybe you are Nancy Drew

Come solve this mystery by playing with my toys

You got me harder than the Hardy Boys

You made it clear that you're outta here

But then you bent to tie your shoes and I explored your rear

My mustache did the job that it was designed to do

Hours later I can still detect the scent of you

And I said I want to be on top of you

Like an open-faced sandwich

Maybe you are Nancy Drew

Come solve this mystery by playing with my toys

You got me harder than the Hardy Boys

Come and touch me baby

I won't bite

But I might nibble just a little bit

The tears they flowed

When you said you had to go

But then you felt the naked yearning of your cameltoe

You can't keep away from these loins you love to greet

I felt your juices flowing down

I'm getting sticky feet

And I said I want to be on top of you

Like an open-faced sandwich

Maybe you are Nancy Drew

Come solve this mystery by playing with my toys

You got me harder than the Hardy Boys