Take it Like a Man Lyrics

Do you still fit in that dress you wore

The first time you sat on my face

You wore it short like Baby Spice

And rode my mustache with such grace

I took it like a man

And now I'm doin' all I can

Do you still eat out that friend of yours

The one who had them tiny tits

You ate that pussy oh so nice

You always smelled like bacon bits

I'll take it like a man

And now I'm doin' all I can

All I can to hold back the feelings in my loins

I wish we were like Velcro

In the way our pubes conjoin

I promise when I see you

There'll be a mashing of the loins

There'll be a mashing of the loins

I'm gonna mash against your clam

Ain't gonna need a dental dam

You're gonna take it like a man

Because I'm doin all I can

Yea I'm gonna mash against your clam

Ain't gonna need a dental dam

You're gonna take it like a man

Because I'm doin all I can

That's right, I'm doin' all I can

I'm takin' it like a man