Coochie Lyrics

Let me get to the point

I rolled a fucking joint

I'm tripping on Petty

I wanna eat you like spaghetti

And I know that you might be ready to get saucy with your pie

We can slurp each other's loins while the tears fall from my eye

Hey girl, you're swigging that hooch

And swinging your cooch around

After all this time I am surprised

It ain't dragging on the ground

Like a pair of mudflaps hanging loose and dangling down

I still wanna snootch your bootchie and your fabulous coochie

Now I'm gonna fire up that joint and you I will anoint

I am a lover like Marley though your labia's so gnarly

I'll let you ride me like a Harley

My throttle will you choke

Having ol' Beau Nair in your derrière

Just ain't no fucking joke

Hey girl, you're swigging that hooch

And swinging your cooch around

After all this time I am surprised

It ain't dragging on the ground

Like a pair of mudflaps hanging loose and dangling down

I still wanna snootch your bootchie and your fabulous coochie

I can say it in French

Don't matter when I'm digging your trench

Your mom left your daddy in traction

But she gets a little satisfaction

From the man that brang the swang with his wiener

Gonna hang with my wang

Shoulda seen her go bang

Not a gang but a shotgun blast from her ass

Passing gas like I'm cracking a Shasta

Can you smell the funk from deep inside

Do you wanna join this posse and ride

Cause I got a salami to hide and I dangle it with pride

Got your coochie on my mind

And I want to see what hides behind

The fur that rims the gateway

To the place where I unwind myself

Now I'm gonna roll another doob

Once I get my hand off your boob

I think I got the dankest herb to puff

And I don't think you can get enough

I'm gonna stand in a buffalo stance

And funk you up until you have to dance along

To this funky ass song

Hey girl, you're swigging that hooch

And swinging your cooch around

After all this time I am surprised

It ain't dragging on the ground

Like a pair of mudflaps hanging loose and dangling down

I still wanna snootch your bootchie and your fabulous coochie

Your fabulous coochie