Shlong Lyrics

Well, every day is Saturday

And I'm a-goin' out to play

I'm walkin' tall and whistling along

People wave and say hello

While I'm sippin' on my joe

They all know I like to sing my song

And I know that you're mine

All along baby you're so fine

Just stick with me and I won't do ya wrong

I'm feeling on my oats

While I'm dangling my scrotes

I like the way you're tickling my shlong

Tickling my shlong

Well, I'm strolling with my doobie burning nice

I'm so chill I'm pooping ice

You might see me drop a deuce

I'm higher than a cloud

Got the Maiden kickin' loud

And I'm soaking in the juices you produce

When you touch my prostate

I know that you're mine

All along baby you're so fine

Just stick with me and I won't do ya wrong

I'm feeling on my oats

While I'm dangling my scrotes

I like the way you're tickling my shlong

Tickling my shlong

Yea I know that you're mine

All along baby you're so fine

Just stick with me and I won't do ya wrong

I'm feeling on my oats

While I'm dangling my scrotes

I like the way you're tickling my shlong

Tickling my shlong

I know that you're mine

All along baby you're so fine

Just stick with me and I won't do ya wrong

I'm feeling on my oats

While I'm dangling my scrotes

I like the way you're tickling my shlong

Tickling my shlong