The Ol' Dirt Road Lyrics

From a wicked world you came and ran into my arms

Like a hungry leprechaun you ate my lucky charms

You grabbed my manhood and you told me what you need

I said Darlin' I'm your stallion come on mount this manly steed

Deep in the creek, you turned the other cheek

Told me that you love me and you said I was a freak

We made love for about a week

If you sit on dynamite, you might just explode

May as well take a trip down the old dirt road

You said you're gonna teach me things I've never seen before

Strapped me to the table, left my boots upon the floor

Rubbed me down with oil then you climbed me like a mountain

You rode me to the finish line and I squirted like a fountain

Deep in the creek, you turned the other cheek

Told me that you love me and you said I was a freak

We made love for about a week

If you sit on dynamite, you might just explode

May as well take a trip down the old dirt road

You don't have to tell

I don't mind the smell

Maybe we can go to hell together

We'll be hell bent for leather

Maybe your best friend Heather can join

Grab my oar and start rowing this boat

Well deep in the creek, you turned the other cheek

Told me that you love me and you said I was a freak

We made love for about a week

If you sit on dynamite, you might just explode

May as well take a trip down the old dirt road

Yea If you sit on dynamite, you might just explode

May as well take a trip down the old dirt road

Down the old dirt road