The Dark Side of the Moonshine Lyrics

Ya'll know Jimmy was a messed up kid

Doin' what he did was wrong

Maybe if he wasn't drinkin' so much

He woulda not pulled out his shlong on the playground

Standing on the slide saying Who wants a ride

Everybody has a breaking point

It happens in a snap

One minute you're a church girl

The next you got the clap

Baby, all night long I could sing this song

But it wouldn't make you mine

I've lost you to the dark side of the moonshine

Betty Lou was sent away

Because she was a horny teen

The boys all did things to her

That really made her mean

Maybe if she wasn't snortin' whiskey

She woulda not sucked all those shlongs

In back of the gym

Sayin' Who's next? I'll take him

Everybody has a breaking point

It happens in a snap

One minute you're a church girl

The next you got the clap

Baby, all night long I could sing this song

But it wouldn't make you mine

I've lost you to the dark side of the moonshine

Of the moonshine, of the moonshine

I've lost you to the dark side

Where you can't hide from ol' Beau Nair

Everybody has a breaking point

It happens in a snap

One minute you're a church girl

The next you got the clap

Baby, all night long I could sing this song

But it wouldn't make you mine

I've lost you to the dark side of the moonshine yea

The moonshine shinin' down on the

The moonshine comin' on down on me

The moonshine come on yea

That moonshine

Liquor up front, parking in the rear

Everything is clear

It started with a beer

And it lead to some bad decisions

Except that time we shroomed

And listened to Stevie Wonder's innervisions

Holy shit, I'm creepin' man

And I'm creepin' towards the dark side of the moonshine

The dark side of the moonshine