The Hammer Lyrics

You'll never know

You'll never know

How I love your cameltoe

When I sing a song

And you hold my shlong

You show me the way to go

Forget what you know

Gonna take it slow

Working on your pootie tang

Rising like a snake

Giving what you take

Make a second Big Bang

Your skinny ass jeans hide a big fat booty

Got a muffin top popping

Gonna make a doody

Let's rock

Gonna dock my cock

Getting kinda chilly so I'm wearing a sock

Twisting up a couple fat doobies of the finest herbs around

Then feeling up your big fat boobies

While I lay the hammer down

You'll never see what you mean to me

If you keep your eyes shut

Feeling the surprise opening your eyes

When I stick it in your butt

Just cause you said you would give me head

For a couple bong hits

Doesn't mean that I wouldn't get you high

If you'd show me both your tits

Your skinny ass jeans hide a big fat booty

Got a muffin top popping

Gonna make a doody

Let's rock

Gonna dock my cock

Getting kinda chilly so I'm wearing a sock

Twisting up a couple fat doobies of the finest herbs around

Then feeling up your big fat boobies

While I lay the hammer down

I hit the highway doing 98 or more

My pedal hit the metal as I aimed towards your door

Faster than a rig was meant to go is how I went

Straight into your uterus I aimed to make a dent

Your skinny ass jeans hide a big fat booty

Got a muffin top popping

Gonna make a doody

Let's rock

Gonna dock my cock

Getting kinda chilly so I'm wearing a sock

Twisting up a couple fat doobies of the finest herbs around

Then feeling up your big fat boobies

While I lay the hammer down

Your skinny ass jeans hide a big fat booty

Got a muffin top popping

Gonna make a doody

Let's rock

Gonna dock my cock

Getting kinda chilly so I'm wearing a sock

Twisting up a couple fat doobies of the finest herbs around

Then feeling up your big fat boobies

While I lay the hammer down

Gonna lay the hammer down

I'm laying that hammer right on down the line

Can you feel it

My loins enjoins your groins

Come on now

The Hammer