Grandmas Lyrics

She made you milk and cookies after school

She took you out to swim at her condo's pool

Gave you ten bucks for your birthday

That you sometimes spent on weed

Yea, Granny gives you everything you need

She held you when your puppy dog had died

And when that priest molested you

She listened while you cried

Sayin' Gran it hurts to sit down

Do you have a pack of ice

Yea, Granny isn't she so fucking nice

But everyone gets older and they die eventually

Cremated or buried, yes they do

Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see

Cause Grandma's don't live forever

And neither do you

She took you to a baseball game one time

She caught that fly ball for you

She was really in her prime

Got a hooker for your bar mitzvah

When you just had turned thirteen

Yea, Grandpa knows exactly what I mean

But everyone gets older and they die eventually

Cremated or buried, yes they do

Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see

Cause Grandma's don't live forever

And neither do you

There were so many times you didn't call her on the phone

She sat there in the dark, waiting for you all alone

While you were getting fucked up

With your friends and other freaks

The tears they rolled down Grandma's fuzzy cheeks

But everyone gets older and they die eventually

Cremated or buried, yes they do

Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see

Cause Grandma's don't live forever

And neither do you

Yea everyone gets older and they die eventually

Cremated or buried, yes they do

Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see

Cause Grandma's don't live forever

And neither do you