On The Road Lyrics

I'm on the road again

I'm on the road again

I rolled a big fat doobie on my own today

Ate a big ol' breakfast

And I got me on my way

Down the road where I travel

Though my journey is long

I hope I find a shower yea

Where I can wash my shlong

I'm on the road again

I'm on the road again

I smoked a big fat doobie on my own today

Drank a pot of coffee

And I got me on my way

Down the road where I travel

And I spread my lucky charms

I might just find myself

Wrapped in your Mother's arms

I'm on the road again

I'm on the road again

Maybe you'll find yourself hitchin' for a ride

Put down yer coffee cup

And let me come inside you

I might just be the man who takes your cake

And licks the frosting, too

So let me show you what my fingers do

I rolled another doobie on my own today

Stroked on my weiner

And I got me on my way

Down the road where I travel

To a place where I'll rock

Bringing down the hammer

Like a supernatural cock

I'm on the road again

I'm on the road again

I'm on the road again

I'm on the road again