Road Hoggin' Lyrics

Well, I'm rollin' through Chino to San Bernardino

I know a place where we can get together and dance

And maybe you can get in my pants

Well, I'm swinging with my weiner

The herb's lookin' greener

Come on and show me that your camel toe is ready

Is it feeling kinda sweaty

Like Big Ass Betty eating a plate full of spaghetti

Sometimes my dirty mind can't help but picture your behind

Grooving on down while you're swinging them hips around

I'm workin' overtime, thinking of words that just might rhyme with

Road hoggin, load logging

Slippin' on down like a wet toboggan

Well, I'm rollin' out to Lodi

Spent the night in Ojai

Stayed at a place

Where I could roll another days' worth of doobs

And then your sister showed me her boobs

Truckin' down the highway

Are you going my way

Darling do you wanna take a couple of mushrooms

And go on a ride

I think my mind is goin' inside

Sometimes my dirty mind can't help but picture your behind

Grooving on down while you're swinging them hips around

I'm workin' overtime, thinking of words that just might rhyme with

Road hoggin, load logging

Slippin' on down like a wet toboggan

Slip and slide y'all

Maybe sit and spin

All I know is somehow I'm about to slide it right in

Come on get in the cab

Well, I'm rollin' through Chino to San Bernardino

I know a place where we can get together and fuck

And maybe you'll be trying your luck

Well, I'm swinging with my weiner

The herb's lookin' greener

Come on and show me that your camel toe is ready

Is it feeling kinda sweaty

Like Big Ass Betty eating big ol' bowl of spaghetti

Sometimes my dirty mind can't help but picture your behind

Grooving on down while you're swinging them hips around

I'm workin' overtime

Thinking of words that just might rhyme with

Road hoggin, load logging

Slippin' on down like a wet toboggan

Oh yes I am road hogging, load logging

Slippin' on down like a wet toboggan

Yea I am road hoggin, load logging

Slippin' on down like a wet toboggan

Ooh, I'm gonna slip and slide

Take a ride

All the way down to where you're at come on

Yea, come on down the highway, darling

We gonna do 98 to get where I'm going