Mrs. Cannonball’s Laxative Tea Lyrics

You were hangin with yer homie

Mackin' on a big ol' pickle in the park

You were sayin' you would blow me

If I came and found you dancin' in the dark

Got an idea so good

Maybe we could frost it up and eat it like a cake

You and me getting freaky

Maybe go dippin' on skinny in the lake

You can bring that picnic basket

Fill it up with tasty snacks

Bring out the ol' spare tire

Give a few pumps and jacks

Bring a couple extra towels

And a few dozen rolls of TP

In case I loosen up my bowels

Drinkin' Mrs. Cannonball's Laxative Tea

I was a little constipated

So I drank a couple cups of Cannonball's best

Didn't want to soil my shorts

So I got myself all undressed

Bent over to pick up my shoes

And I accidently let out a fart

Sprayed the walls of the Captains Galley

With a supernatural shart

You can bring that picnic basket

Fill it up with tasty snacks

Bring out the ol' spare tire

Give a few pumps and jacks

Bring a couple extra towels

And a few dozen rolls of TP

In case I loosen up my bowels

Drinkin' Mrs. Cannonball's Laxative Tea

I'm riding the commode like a rodeo rider

Riding hard on the tea

It's got my colon so swollen like a river

That is burning and it's yearning to be free

Stepped up to the icebox

Gotta find something that could cool my gut

Feeling kinda toxic

Maybe put a popsicle right up in my butt

Never thought I'd poop so much

Or that I had so much inside

But you know the old saying

You buy that ticket and you take that ride

Bring that picnic basket

Fill it up with tasty snacks

Bring out the ol' spare tire

Give a few pumps and jacks

Bring a couple extra towels

And a few dozen rolls of TP

In case I loosen up my bowels

Drinkin' Mrs. Cannonball's Laxative Tea

You can bring that picnic basket

Fill it up with tasty snacks

Bring out the ol' spare tire

Give a few pumps and jacks

Bring a couple extra towels

And a few dozen rolls of TP

In case I loosen up my bowels

Drinkin' Mrs. Cannonball's Laxative Tea