Motherfucking Fool Lyrics

Now, this here's a story 'bout a man named Jim

Tried to cross the river but he never learned to swim

He coulda took a boat but he was stubborn as a mule

So he drowned and he's dead, that motherfuckin' fool

Now, this here's a story 'bout a man named Tom

Snuck around and tried to grab some titty off your Mom

She stuck him in the gut 'cause he thought he was so cool

She fucked him up and now he's dead, that motherfuckin' fool

Now this here's a story 'bout a woman named Gert

Who recently discovered that her sweet vagine would squirt

She rubbed her lady parts against a massive power tool

Her pooter was electrocuted, that motherfuckin' fool

Now this here's the story 'bout a man named Art

He tried to hold in a gigantic fart

He didn't account for his combustable stool

So he blew himself up, that motherfuckin' fool

Now this here's the story 'bout a lady named Jill

Who jacked off a guy at the top of a hill

He used to make fun of her way back at school

So she ripped off his dick, that motherfuckin' fool

Now this last one's about a young man named McLaren

Who attempted to finger a young girl named Karen

She kicked him in the nuts and drowned him in his pool

And that's what you get, you motherfuckin' fool

Y'all don't need to learn the hard way

Take it from ol' Beau Nair

Don't be a fool

Stay cool, y'all