Moist Lyrics

Darlin' it's been a long time

And I got you on my mind

I know you got Beau Nair on your mind

Since I can't see you in person

Let me tell you how I feel

About what you're going through

'Cause it's a bit of a deal

When you wanna see me in the morning light

Eating French toast at your table

My clothes scattered about your place

Still grinning from the night before

When you held the door wide open

I was hoping you would someday take a squat upon my face

Every time you're missing me

I know it makes you moist

Moister than a dirty oyster

So pull on into this here garage

And I'll give you a hoist

Yes I will

I'll be like Jack and you'll be like Jill

When you're daydreaming about Beau Nair entering your domain

Or kissing you French in the rain

Your fingers creep to the juicy place

You touch when you're feelin' spicy

It's all ya gotta do to entice me

Unless you wanna play that Spice Girls video

Every time you're missing me

I know it makes you moist

It's like it's raining in your panties

So pull on into this here garage

Like you don't have a choice

And I don't believe you do, darling

I can't touch you through the phone

Can't feel you wax my bone

I can't connect our body parts like it used to be

But you enjoy myself so much that it hurts

And then Beau Nair just squirts out all his feelings on ya

'Til you look like you fell on a lasagna

It just seems so innocent

Don't know where your panties went

But I think I made a dent in my zipper

The thought of lovin' you excites me

But it never bites me

That's why I'm rollin' on your Beagle like Tripper

Every time you're missing me

I know it makes you moist

It's like a deluge in your loins, yes indeed

Come utter all those filthy things that so far remain unvoiced

You can tell ol' Beau Nair, whisper in my rear

Every time you're missing me, I know it makes you moist

I'm thinkin' about your deluge

Every time you're kissing me I give myself a hoist

I'm hoisting it right now

Every time you're missing me, I know it makes you moist