Can I Push in Your Stool? Lyrics

We took the long way home

Right by the record store

Where you got your first Beau Nair LP

And you begged for more

I love your chocolate pudding

You love my whipping cream

Heat me up 'til my loins are churning like butter

Gonna nutter in the ol' wet dream

And when you say you wanna take it deep and far, well

Don'tcha play me for a fool

Just lube me up and I'll pop the question

Can I push in your stool

You stripped your socks off

I dropped my dungarees

You raised my temperature up

When you dropped down to your ever-lovin' knees

I love your little muffin

You love my candy cane

Eat me up 'til your satisfied then

Ride Beau Nair like a railroad train

And when you say you wanna take it deep and far, well

Don'tcha play me for a fool

Just lube me up and I'll pop the question

Can I push in your stool

If anyone asks to see

Where you and I made all that love

You'll have to drive 'em all around

To the cemetary, mortuary, supermarket, the liquor store

Even at the mall where you did me in the elevator

Over by the cupcake stand

We did 69 and I sang you Clementine

In the voice of the Count from Sesame Street

As the fruit of my loins dropped on my feet

You gripped my manhandle

Your mom can't hold a candle

To the things you've learned to do

Since Beau Nair's been training you

And when you say you wanna take it deep and far, well

Don'tcha play me for a fool

Just lube me up and I'll pop the question

Can I push in your stool