The Checkered Demon Lyrics

From the stinkin' streets of Maul Poor

Came a demon in checkered pants

Who Star-Eyed Stella loved to ball

Whenever she had the chance

He had a demondick that hung so low

It dragged upon the ground

But it was tough as nails and he hit them tails

When the ladies came around

Checkered Demon, pumping semen like the rains

Checkered Demon riding zombies on the plains

From the mind of S. Clay Wilson came a creature so reknown

We dropped our pants and left them on the ground

Now Ruby was a Pirate dyke who sailed the sexy seas

Her band of rugged lesbians brought sailors to their knees

The Checkered Demon knew just how to handle Ruby's crew

He porked his way across that ship

And speared them through and through

Checkered Demon, pumping semen like the rains

Checkered Demon riding zombies on the plains

From the mind of S. Clay Wilson came a creature so reknown

We dropped our pants and left them on the ground

From Groulish to Zap, many ladies he did tap

He porked 'em with his uncorked dork right there on his lap

Sliced up all the space-cruising Corsairs with a pirate horde

Then impaled them on his gigantic meat sword

He rode out of Maul Poor with Star-Eyed Stella by his side

Gave thanks to all the prostitutes who let him come inside

He had to kill a couple rotting zombies on the way

But if he don't get some zombie cunt he hasn't made his day

Checkered Demon, pumping semen like the rains

Checkered Demon riding zombies on the plains

From the mind of S. Clay Wilson came a creature so reknown

We dropped our pants and left them on the ground