The Gabe Lyrics

They called him The Gabe

From Ventura he came

Brought a satchel of greens

And some gold coffee beans

He decided to save

They called him for supper

And he stayed til the dawn

And then after second breakfast

The Gabe's movin' on

Rolled into the Shire bout twenty past four

Looked up Old Toby and knocked on the door

He came for the Longbottom Leaf to pack in his pipe

And see if it truly lived up to the hype

They called him The Gabe

From Ventura he came

Brought a satchel of greens

And some gold coffee beans

He decided to save

They called him for supper

And he stayed til the dawn

And then after second breakfast

The Gabe's movin' on

He rolled up a fat one from Southfarthing fields

Toasted the new King of Gondor

And tasted the fruits of their yields

He came with a song of the Elves in his heart

And that look in his eyes

Old Toby laid on him some herbs

That were such a surprise

They called him The Gabe

From Ventura he came

Brought a satchel of greens

And some gold coffee beans

He decided to save

They called him for supper

And he stayed til the dawn

And then after second breakfast

The Gabe's movin' on

From the storerooms at Isengard

He found some barrels by the fence

Got so high he was eye to eye to eye to eye to eye

With all of the Ents

But in his defense

Treebeard has some magical shit

They called him The Gabe

From Ventura he came

Brought a satchel of greens

And some gold coffee beans

He decided to save

They called him for supper

And he stayed til the dawn

And then after second breakfast

The Gabe's movin' on

After second breakfast

The Gabe's movin' on