Throw You off the Roof

Life's full of obstacles but I consider jumping the hurdles

Optional instead I get high and drunk and stumble in circles

I mumble and gurgle grumble and burble

Then fuck your mum 'til her cunt's all crumpled and purple

After humping a turtle I got kicked out of the pet store

In the shed behind my house there's a mountain of dead whores

I had lots of fun last month when I pounded your ex raw

But what the fuck does she have to send me thousands of texts for

When I get bored and feel like I don't have a reason to live

I like to go outdoors and show my penis to kids

I do what I want I don't give a shit how evil it is

God says I've done more evil deeds than he can forgive