Ladies' Man Lyrics

I look around and what do I see?

Things my eyes just cannot believe

Girls taste in guys is so obscene

So, if you would, let me set the scene

If you follow this list

You'll have all the girls at your fingertips

Here's how you become

A ladies' man

All the ladies want a man with nice hair

As in making it look like you don't care

Ramon noodle hair gets all of the chicks

Or a good old-fashioned mullet should do the trick

Girls love guys who wears a warm hoodie

They are relationship suited

Pair that with a pair of shorts that makes you look stupid

Then be tall and have a nice butt

And if you don't got that, then tough luck

If you follow this list

You'll have all the girls at your fingertips

Here's how you become

A ladies' man

Maybe if I put my personal cares aside

I should give this whole thing a try

They say that the limit is the sky

So why can't I become that guy?

I'll change my hair and change my clothes

Playing little kiddie games is no more

I'll be cold and hardcore

And win her back, I'll be sure

If you follow this list

You'll have all the girls at your fingertips

Here's how you become

A ladies' man

If you follow this list

You'll have all the girls at your fingertips

Here's how you become

A ladies' man

Who am I kidding? I can't do that

I'd look in the mirror and have a heart attack

I guess that I am out of luck

This whole thing, well it just sucks

I'll miss our second period talks

And the few times that you called

Plus hanging out at the mall

Also beating me at basketball

Even though you made me feel small

I do not regret it at all

Think back to when we first met

Cause that moment was perfect

That was the peak I suspect, it all went downhill from there

I have come to a realization

Maybe I fell not for the person

I fell for the idea and diversion

I am better off without you

I have come to a realization

Maybe I fell not for the person

I fell for the idea and diversion

I am better off without you