Introduce Yourself Lyrics

Good morning class

I'm your teacher, Mr. Smith

And welcome to your first day of sophomore year

Before we start class

I would like for everybody to

Tell me a little bit about themselves

Who wants to go first

Not everyone talk at once

You, in the back

Introduce yourself

Oh sorry

You kind of put me on the spot

I know it doesn't seem like it but that's a lot

Now my brain is acting like it is caught

So, what was the question

Oh, my name

My name is Stewart

I'm a bit of an introvert

I was invited to a party even though I cannot flirt

I prefer to stay at home and play video games

And eat pizza rolls from the microwave

Music also takes up a lot of time

I feel that it is my call

I love speaking in bad rhymes

Even though I cannot sing at all

And that's why I love autotune

I love autotune

Okay Stewart, thank you, who wants to go next

So, you were invited to Bryce's party too

I'm so stoked. I heard there's gonna girls there

Sounds cool and all, but I'm not gonna go

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