Streamer Lyrics

First off let me say

I know this sounds bad

But this path is the right way

You might cringe from this announcement

But there's a curse to this pronouncement

Throw my life into a skimmer

Filter out the bad to become a streamer!

Yeah, ya know... where people livestream them playing video games...

Yeah that's gonna be me, I'm gonna do that. Um... let me explain why

Who needs history when you got

Five Nights at Freddy's

Paying all the bills by overreacting loudly (AH!)

Speed bridging in Minecraft is more important than math class

It teaches you to act fast, while having a blast

Instead of teaching you something that you'll never use

Like what even is a tangent? I'll go on a tangent!

I'm gonna be the fastest Minecraft speedrunner without cheating!

I'll be living the dream, because...

There's a lot of money to be made

Just by playing video games

You loudly scream

And dye your hair green

Then you're on the screen

Of socially awkward teens

It's my fate see

I'm gonna be a streamer, baby

Fortnite

That's all I have to say

Instead of sitting in

School all fre*kin day

I can be getting paid

For people watching me play

PlayStation 4 games

Like Ratchet and Clank

I can get my friends and play some multiplayer games

Collaboration means everybody gains

Soon we'll be soaking in the fame

More than the Vanoss crew ever could contain

You'll see, I'll be on top of the twitch world!

I'm sitting at the intersection of readiness and patience, waiting for my time, because...

There's a lot of money to be made

Just by playing video games

You loudly scream

And dye your hair green

Then you're on the screen

Of socially awkward teens

It's my fate see

I'm gonna be a streamer, baby

You may look at me with disencouragement

But you will see there is so much more to it

When I'm on top you'll ask me to pay your rent

All from playing games on the internet

Yeah, I'm the guy who made Ninja famous...

There's a lot of money to be made

Just by playing video games

You loudly scream

And dye your hair green

Then you're on the screen

Of socially awkward teens

It's my fate see

There's a lot of money to be made

Just by playing video games

You loudly scream

And dye your hair green

Then you're on the screen

Of socially awkward teens

It's my fate see

I'm gonna be a streamer, baby