1-800-273-8255 (It's Been Réal Complicated!) [The Chumscrubbers Farewell] Lyrics

Here's the number for the suicide hotline

1-800-273-8255

Please get help!

It's never the answer to kill yourself!

So please get help!

1-800-273-8255

Here's the number for the suicide hotline

Farewell, my friends, it's been Réal complicated

Glad I knew you, sorry for all the banana peels

But farewell, to all my friends, goodbye

Until we meet again, in the afterlife

Farewell, my friends, it's been Réal complicated

Glad I knew you, sorry for all the banana peels

But farewell, to all my friends, goodbye

Until we meet again, in the afterlife

This life is no white picket fence!

Unless you have a silver spoon up in your mouth, I guess?

My life is so unimpressed!

I wanna take this noose swoop to neck or gun blast to my chest!

Maybe then, you'll all feel my stress?

Or the boulders on my shoulders that I carry, yes!

Short time in this life I guess?

Chum scrubbers farewell, good riddance to all the rest!

Now I rest, it's been a pleasure, oh yeah, so much fun!

Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, ugh, ugh!

You'll've been like treasures but X marks the spot, then I'm done!

It's heavy weather and it feels like the storms' unfulfilled run!

Then you'll cut or sever all the ties in the suits of thy lifes' bygones!

Farewell, my friends, it's been Réal complicated

Glad I knew you, sorry for all the banana peels

But farewell, to all my friends, goodbye

Until we meet again, in the afterlife

Farewell, my friends, it's been Réal complicated

Glad I knew you, sorry for all the banana peels

But farewell, to all my friends, goodbye

Until we meet again, in the afterlife

I tried to reach out when I was a little baby!

I tried to reach out when I was so fragile and very young!

But y'all ignored me, retirement plans, yo, that's your problem!

Because y'all needed Las Vegas sun attracted to this adult fun?

So, now I'll soak in past regression with my transgressions!

My life's been stunted, by these choices from parents and mine from theirs!

So no more tears, y'all dry up like the sands of time now!

The stairway to heaven in my palms, psychically it's crystal cleared!

It's the time!

No, no!

Get help?

No, it's too late!

Let go!

No, no, no?

No!

Here's the number for the suicide hotline

1-800-273-8255

Please get help!

It's never the answer to kill yourself!

So please get help!

1-800-273-8255

Farewell, my friends, it's been Réal complicated

Glad I knew you, sorry for all the banana peels

But farewell, to all my friends, goodbye

Until we meet again, in the afterlife

Farewell, my friends, it's been Réal complicated

Glad I knew you, sorry for all the banana peels

But farewell, to all my friends, goodbye

Until we meet again, in the afterlife

Farewell, my friends, it's been Réal complicated

Glad I knew you, sorry for all the banana peels

But farewell, to all my friends, goodbye

Until we meet again, in the afterlife

Farewell, my friends, it's been Réal complicated

Glad I knew you, sorry for all the banana peels

But farewell, to all my friends, goodbye

Until we meet again, in the afterlife

1-800-273-8255

Please get help!

It's never the answer to kill yourself!

So please get help!

1-800-273-8255

Here's the number for the suicide hotline

1-800-273-8255

Please get help!

It's never the answer to kill yourself!

So please get help!

1-800-273-8255