Nofucksgiving (Scary Movies) Lyrics

By the prickling of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes

Does your family give a fuck, do your friends give a fuck

Does anyone give a fuck about me, what the fuck is going on

Everything is fucked and no one seems to give a fuck about me

So I guess I gotta prove you all wrong

Hello everybody, how've you been, how do you do

Remember me, I'm the guy under the bus that you threw

Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you too, yeah

'Cuz y'all must've had a Death Wish, talking all that shit to me

So now I'm quietly stalking you and your precious families

'Cuz I'm a sewer rat, ready to sink my teeth into your belly fat

And you'll never know which corner or direction I might get you at

Murder, murder, redrum, round them up for some fun

I'ma get you when you least expect it, dum-dum-dums

I'ma turn your world numb and leave the birds your breadcrumbs

Here I come, I'ma get me some, you're done, no more fun

'Cuz I'm stalking you at work and I'm lurking you when you are home

Or at the supermarket or wherever you may roam

'Cuz you're my buddy, my buddy, I'll teach you everything I know

Where are you going, to the movies or a brand new Broadway show

I will follow, I will see you there, but you won't see me, incognito

I will be, these punk ass fools are speaking freely, consequences subsequently

One way or another, I'ma find you, I'ma get you, get you, get you, get you, get you

Does your family give a fuck, do your friends give a fuck

Does anyone give a fuck about me, what the fuck is going on

Everything is fucked and no one seems to give a fuck about me

So I guess I gotta prove you all wrong

I thought you'd appreciate how cunning I've become before the culling

And when the slaughter takes precedence in all your residences

Ain't nothing you can do and I'll be in and out in a few minutes time

Then back to the sewers with no traces, you'll find

Take heed and soak them words in your minds

You deserted me, now I'm gonna eat your life, dessert

And when my butthole squirts out the last remainders of your bodies

Understand my feelings hurt, but no more though, 'cuz I just took you off the earth

Whatcha gonna do when my sights are set on you, here I come, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

We all go a little mad sometimes, here's Johnny, Dexter, you're gonna need a bigger boat

Sin never dies, hello Sidney, It's all for you, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

What's your favourite scary movie, they're here, be afraid, be very afraid, we're friends 'till the end

Sometimes dead is better, It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again, I see dead people

Does your family give a fuck, do your friends give a fuck

Does anyone give a fuck about me, what the fuck is going on

Everything is fucked and no one seems to give a fuck about me

So I guess I gotta prove you all wrong

Even a man who is pure at heart and says his prayers at night

May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright

And remember, there'll be food and drink and ghosts, and perhaps even a few murders

You're all invited, you're all invited!