Speedrunning (Janky Ukulele Version) Lyrics

Wake up on the couch, where the fuck am I

NPC in my video game life

And it all just happens to me in the background

I'm speed running thru the walls and floor

Never made it out of this level before

And it all just happens to be shutting me down

You can have me if you want me

You can have the controller, but it's drifty

You can have the controller if you fix me

It's not the real me, it's the 8-bit me

I'm yours for the night

If you look my way and you like my face

Pretty girl, don't stay

Or I might just lose the game, yeah

Wake up on the couch, where the fuck am I

NPC in my video game life

And it all just happens to me in the background

I'm speed running thru the walls and floor

Never made it out of this level before

And it all just happens to be shutting me down

Hundred percent, gave her a hundred percent

Said she would give me it back, but she was playing pretend

I'm not the character creator and you can't just change my body

So it's onto the next

First-come-first-serve

Do it better than her

And it might just hurt

But I'm afraid to be forgotten

Forgotten

Wake up on the couch, where the fuck am I

NPC in my video game life

And it all just happens to me in the background

I'm speed running thru the walls and floor

I never made it out this level before

And it all just

It all just

Oh, oh, oh-oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh-oh

I'm speed running thru the walls and floor