Survival Tactic / Anime On The Weekends Lyrics

The heat has hit the hundreds

I was wonderin' if I had your permission

To slip into your room and fall asleep

Because it's air-conditioned

It's purely a survival tactic

I'm resourceful and efficient

I had the primal urge to steal your snacks

And G-d, they were delicious

What's a girl to do?

It was there on the shelf!

What's a girl to do

Every man for himself

The water

(Stop, stop, that's not how you say that. Alright, let's try it again.)

The "wutter" don't work in the showers

Guess I'll just have to go without it (There we go.)

Asbestos in the walls

They've known for years but they forgot about us

The meat is raw, the kids are sick

I think I have a failing stomach

And if I want a ride to somewhere else

I better find somebody

What's a girl to do

When she's living in hell

What's a girl to do

Every man for himself

Every man for himself

Hope you like subtitles

It's about to get a little weird in here

Meet me where the boys wear fedoras

And the smell of Doritos fills the air

Yeah-yeah

Skip out on your problems

Get in on the action

Titans are attacking, we've got the distraction

We don't do nothing

But watch anime on the weekends

They all make fun of us

So fuck the real world

Choose video games

We got that good stuff

Welcome to the nerd club

(Wow!)

We're never gonna grow up

Hope you like dormant volcanoes

Cause that's every single one of us (shoo-wop, whoo-wop)

How we 'sposed to have motivation

When we're riding on the struggle bus?

Oh (Shoo-wop, whoo-wop)

Maybe back in high school, thought that you would make it

Now you're playing Smash Bros in your parents' basement

We don't do nothing

But watch anime on the weekends

They all make fun of us

So fuck the real world

Choose video games

We got that good stuff

Welcome to the nerd club

(Wow!)

We're never gonna grow up

The winter winds have struck me down

I need some shelter

I'll put up with a stranger's burdens

If we two can stick together

So give me a survival tactic

I am pale and frail and tender

Cartoons and chocolate milk and Burger King

I could stay here forever

What's a girl to do?

I am not doing well!

Give it up to you

Every girl for herself

And we drown it out

We drown it out, we drown it out, yeah

Drown it out