Woodland Hills Mall Lyrics

I met you on the Internet

And although I didn't know it yet

I knew that this must be true love

And not just four hundred and eighty p

I met you on Omegle in sophomore year

Your crooked smile when you asked my ASL

You said you'd meet me down at Woodland Hills Mall

But you didn't show up

God, fuck it all

I text you on my white iPhone four

I type right out TTYN

I feel like such a dumb skanky mall rat whore

Did I really look that bad in person

I met you on Omegle in sophomore year

Your crooked smile when you asked my ASL

You said you'd meet me down at Woodland Hills Mall

But you didn't show up

God, fuck it all

I met you on Omegle in sophomore year

Your crooked smile when you asked my ASL

You said you'd meet me down at Woodland Hills Mall

But you didn't show up

God, fuck it all

Right before I hit send

I see you typing

My heart's beating

Right out of my chest

I see you in the corner of my eye

You've got a smile that could knock ten men dead

You kissed me in the Starbucks at Woodland Hills Mall

This must be true love in one thousand and eightyp

I met you on Omegle in sophomore year

Your crooked smile when you asked my ASL

You fucked me in the bathrooms at Woodland Hills Mall

I've never been so in love

God, fuck it all

I met you on Omegle in sophomore year

Your crooked smile when you asked my ASL

The test came back positive Clear as Blue

Now who is the daddy? I hope it's you

Now who is the daddy? I hope it's you