Palisades Mom ft. Celes Vatal Lyrics

Hyper-oxygenated water, $27, check

Kale chips, $12, check

Raw maple syrup, $43, check

One gallon raw goat's milk, $20, check

Sea moss gel, $35, check

Raw Manuka honey, $79, check

North of Montana

West of the slums

Santa Monica

Diamonds on my gums

A woman in STEM

Serving tricks at Erewhon

M

I think I need another hit of Ozempic

I-I-I'm a Palisades mom living off Amalfi Drive

I'm a Palisades mom what the fuck's a 9 to 5

My husband works in aerospaces

I work out at Equinoxes

Queen of the castle

Titanium Amexes

I'm a Palisades mom living off Amalfi Drive

I'm a Palisades mom what the fuck's a 9 to 5

I live a life of excess but it's still not enough

A-A-All I want is more is it too much to ask for

Westside Barbie

Wealth I embody

Mercedes-Benz heart

Crash my Maserati

Westside Barbie

Wealth I embody

Mercedes-Benz heart

Crash my Maserati

Westside Barbie

Wealth I embody

Mercedes-Benz heart

Crash my Maserati

Westside Barbie

Wealth I embody

Mercedes-Benz heart

Crash my Maserati

I'm a Palisades mom living off Amalfi Drive

I'm a Palisades mom what the fuck's a 9 to 5

My husband works in aerospaces

I work out at Equinoxes

Queen of the castle

Titanium Amexes

I'm a Palisades mom living off Amalfi Drive

I'm a Palisades mom what the fuck's a 9 to 5

I live a life of excess but it's still not enough

A-A-All I want is more is it too much to ask for

I'm a Palisades mom living off Amalfi Drive

I'm a Palisades mom what the fuck's a 9 to 5

My husband works in aerospaces

I work out at Equinoxes

Queen of the castle

Titanium Amexes

I'm a Palisades mom living off Amalfi Drive

I'm a Palisades mom what the fuck's a 9 to 5

I live a life of excess but it's still not enough

A-A-All I want is more is it too much to ask for

Crypto moon, pilates rising

I love how all these White boys keep calling me Barbie

As if I'm gonna star in their late night skits

But with a bounced check bitch this ain't no free access

Come on boys let's keep it cute

You gotta pay to play or you hit the scoot

I like a thick ass boy with a creamy shoot

Who's a nice big boy on his Mommy's boobs

Can you grasp it

So fantastic

Life in plastic

Make it clap bitch

There you have it

Come on boy just do your magic

I don't ride the bus to my surgeon's anymore

I drive a blacked out Range to the grocery store

My dog is a doodle and my husband is a faggot (oop, queen)

He rides his little bike to the Expo Line

L-L-Life up here goes well beyond the pale

If you can't escape Heaven please explain how it's not jail

R-R-Rich bitches can't enter the Kingdom of God

That's alright with me because it's all a facade

I-I-I-I'm a Palisades mom living off Amalfi Drive

I'm a Palisades mom what the fuck's a 9 to 5

My husband works in aerospaces

I work out at Equinoxes

Queen of the castle

Titanium Amexes

I'm a Palisades mom living off Amalfi Drive

I'm a Palisades mom what the fuck's a 9 to 5

I live a life of excess but it's still not enough

A-A-All I want is more is it too much to ask for

I'm a Palisades mom living off Amalfi Drive

I'm a Palisades mom what the fuck's a 9 to 5

My husband works in aerospaces

I work out at Equinoxes

Queen of the castle

Titanium Amexes

I'm a Palisades mom living off Amalfi Drive

I'm a Palisades mom what the fuck's a 9 to 5

I live a life of excess but it's still not enough

A-A-All I want is more is it too much to ask for

Is it too much to ask for

Is it too much to ask for