I Ride the Bus to My Plastic Surgeon's Lyrics

Thank you so much, doctor. My titties are so voluptuous

I love playing with them, and bouncing them around

And hitting people in the head with them

Who the fuck over there with the big titties

That's me

Why the fuck you on the Red Line at Hollywood and Vine

I was titty fucking this dude and then

My titties sprung a leak right then and there

He was loving on my Pat Benetars too much

And then they sprung a leak

They sprung a leak

Bitch

That's why I'm on the Red Line at Hollywood and Vine

Because I got to get my titties fixed bitch

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I sold my car for some filler and some titties

I'd do it again but I really miss my Benz

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I sold my car for some filler and some titties

I'd do it again but I really miss my Benz

Doctor, my titties are springing leaks! Help

While you're at it, I want to go a size up

Double D, triple X, let's get drunk on Triple Sec

Having sex in the kitchen while your wife is at work

Progesterone is coursing through my veins because I'm pregnant

Looks like you're gonna get a divorce

Lol, text it

Shut the fuck up, baby

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I sold my car for some filler and some titties

I'd do it again but I really miss my Benz

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I sold my car for some filler and some titties

I'd do it again but I really miss my Benz

Little titties, big dreams

Tig ol' biddies, bubble dreams

My doctor made my dreams come true

Maybe he can do the same for you

He gave me Botox, estradiol, estrogen, silicone, silly girl

Bouncy baby bio girl FFS

Brick, brick, brick

Oh god, here come the fucking voices. I'm not a fucking brick

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I sold my car for some filler and some titties

I'd do it again but I really miss my Benz

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I ride the bus to my plastic surgeon's

I sold my car for some filler and some titties

I'd do it again but I really miss my Benz