We Come From Notts (An Ode to The Nithercotts) Lyrics

This is my new song

I hope I don't get the lyrics wrong

You look like you're constipated

You're just like the Tories, absolutely hated

Call me the Grongle

The way she suckin' on my schlongle

Absolutely class

I'm gonna fuck you in the ass

Apollo, Cosmo and Bobo

All their names end with O

Oh wow what a cool thing

Now I'm gonna use my favourite search engine Bing

This is the Dancey Song

Why don't you sing along?

Me and the boys are gonna be doin' your mum

We come from Notts

You've got a lot of spots

The sundial is the greatest landmark in the world

Sutton sundial the greatest landmark in the world

Open your eyes

I'm in a disguise

Inside your house

You'll find a dead mouse

I'm in your walls

I'm gonna kick you in the balls

This is my new song

I hope I don't get the lyrics wrong

You look like you're constipated

You're just like the Tories, absolutely hated

We come from Notts

You've got a lot of spots

The sundial is the greatest landmark in the world

Open your eyes

I'm in a disguise

Inside your house

You'll find a dead mouse

I'm in your walls

I'm gonna kick you in the balls

Sutton sundial the greatest landmark in the world