Solid as a Liquid Blender (An Ode to Fat Man Wanting a McDonald's) ft. KnowingToast Lyrics

It is a person, fat man

Scott West yeah

Or you can call me KnowingToast

But, there's one thing whilst walking

It is five thirty and

I feel healthy

My feet feel like they're on fucking fire

And er there's McDonald's

McDonald's, Maccies, McDonald's

Do you reckon they give out free water to fat people

Hey, I like you

Do you wanna go out on a date

Okay, cool

Eh

Eh

Eh

Eh

Eh

It was the night before Christmas

Not a mouse was stirring

Erm, not even a fat person woke up eating a donut at night

And there's me

Really wanting a McDonald's

And er there's McDonald's

McDonald's, Maccies, McDonald's

Do you reckon they give out free water to fat people

Hi guys

I am solid as a liquid blender

I am as liquid as an ice cube

I am as hard as cardboard

I am

I am solid as a liquid blender

I am solid as a liquid blender