Doin' Your Mum (An Ode to Me and the Boys, Who Did Your Mum) Lyrics

Come on baby get down with me

We gotta get down to the beat

Ketchup Dip down the street

We kick the ketchup down the street

Push the log, every day

Salt and vinegar is for gays

Sorry mum, I'll give you the table

Or I would if I was able

The Nithercotts

We the boys

With our happy meals

Please no girls' toys

The First Attempt

That was poggers

This next one

Gonna be an out-right rocker

Minecraft Steve

He is square

He was in a car crash

And lost his hair

Will Smith

Is gonna slap ya

He's so angry

Needs to take a nap yeah

Sus amogus

Very sus

Like your mum

Who I fucked

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We're doing your mum

I'm doing your mum

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I'm doin' your mum

I'm doin' your mum

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I'm doin' your mum

I'm gonna do your mum

With the boys

The Nithercotts

Will be doin' your mum

It'll make you sneeze

Because your allergies

Yes it's Flash with Febreeze

It'll make you sneeze

Because your allergies

Yes it's Flash with Febreeze

Bitches call me Keith

Because I played a guy called Keith

He was a landlord

And he killed his tenants

That was very nasty wasn't it?

But also

They call me Mr. USA

Because that's my wrestling persona

Yeah like Kerry Katona

Bitches be crazy

Going Ka-Chicka

Like they're Chick Hicks

From Cars

Michael Keaton

He played Chick Hicks

He said Ka-Chicka

Better than the chicks

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I'm doin' your mum

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Me and the boys, we're doin' your mum

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