Always Wanna be Sober Lyrics

Wanna drink bro? nah I gotta drive home

Search the way back, on google chrome

Following instructions, I'm in the zone

Seeking directions, got an erection

Thinking of my teachers ass, in the class

But I gotta focus on the road

Cuz of her I have a chode

I'm from australia

Got that tiny genetalia

Ain't gonna tell on ya

Just don't go smelling, yuh

Smelt it, ain't gonna dealt it

Wife's at home, gonna belt it

Bruises all over, blue like grover

Change the topic, moreover

Why does halloween gotta be in october?

These voices in my head, my name jeff

Dressed like Drake, gonna make your balls ache

I can't miss every single thing

You gon miss this hotline bling

Me and your girl gon be a one night fling

After that, snacking chicken wing

Put me in the spotlight

Call me king

Got an erection, seeking directions

All these imperfections

Supplying possessions

Infectious, being pretentious

Living in texas

Driving a lexus

Got me feeling reckless

Got you feeling jealous

Eyeing my necklace

Making you breathless

Legless, skipping leg day

Ain't no other way

Problems underway

Gonna fold under weight

Bro I'm tripping, after this

I always wanna be sober