Casual Sex Lyrics

Casual sex, it's something I detest

Maybe because it's sex I'm never blessed

Possessed, like a demon inside your head

Filled with dread, a girl wants me in her bed

But will I be good or bad?

Maybe I shouldn't have her spread

Maybe do our bible study instead

But how do I move out of this?

Asparagus, I eat my Brussel sprouts and I'm proud of this

Get out of this, I can't have my hands on your pair of tits

Breathe onto this, why don't you just get up on this?

A riddle in bliss, my v card in remiss

Abyss-al put my thoughts in dismissal

Crystal loves her zodiac signs and crystals

Pixels, Adam Sandler only profits a few

Nickels, life in a bunch of riddles

Batman, love the pussy like a cat man

That man doesn't love pussy as much as I can

But how do I move out of this?

Asparagus, I eat my Brussel sprouts and I'm proud of this

Get out of this, I can't have my hands on your pair of tits

Breathe onto this, why don't you just get up on this?

But if you think about it, I'm literally making music about it. I think I love it way more than Other guys