CPAP Rap Lyrics

Yeah bitch I'm rocking that CPAP

Sleep Apnea gone

Getting that sleep back

Darth Vader when that mask on

Lucky I'm on a muzzle cuz I'd be getting that freak on

Getting charged up like I'm Bane on Venom

Running like rhino. Move with that momentum

More racks than a Minecraft boob mod

Got those stretch marks, I'm rocking the dad bod

You're just pissed that a white boy can spit rhymes

Rhymezone.com is what I'm clicking on sometimes

Spitting so hard I got more rhymes than Rhymezone

You think you've got a good camera while you're shooting on an iPhone

I got a Nokia 2660 flip

It's Coloured pink and covered in rhinestones

Pour another drink

Maintain my composure

Drink and drive

Better than when I'm sober

I can't control ya

In Front of these

Wannabe posers

I'm losing my composure

These bitches be actors

I'm earning these racks

Show it to the masses

Acting until they stab your back

Just one of the factors

Let's turn it to the next chapter

Where none of this matters

Working hard day and night

Not like all of these slackers

Get the job done right

Like the next best rapper

It's your boy the Duck

Light as a feather you pluck

Causing chaos, running amok

I may be a young buck

I call it skill whilst you're calling it luck

Would it kill just not to suck

Man I'm not sure

Like just be nice for once

Would it kill you?

Might not be the best

But I'm number 1

For outsmarting the rest

Passing the test

Say no less

You my side hoe

Like I'm Johnny test

Incredibles

Doing the dash

You a small Iron

Whilst I'm a Johnny cash chilling on his hip

Feeling hip

Feeling fly

You can't keep up

You a small fry

What? You can't Deny

If you do, catch you on this big lie

Now trust me

You never want to be lax

When I'm spitting these fax

Livy Dunne, Baby gronk

That Ohio fanum tax

CPAP king, and I'm breathing like a boss

With every night's rest, I'm erasing every loss

You see me on the rise, yeah, you know it's true

I went to loserville, and everyone knew you

I'm plugged in tight, and the nights are feeling new

Dreaming big now, no more feeling blue

Got my mask on, feeling like a Jedi too

Fighting sleep demons, but I'm stronger than your crew

Animal Crossing, new horizons in view,

Building islands, and my dreams are too.

Minecraft mods, racks on racks,

I'm sleeping CPAP, no need to relax.

I'm spitting straight fax

I'm educated, got that piece of paper

I'm the best at my craft

You can call me Mr. Maker

I'm gonna take a nap

With my cpap

You're gonna take a crap

And get slapped

yeah

Rapping bout the Cpap

Making me feel less C rap

Thanks for listening

You can call that a "wrap"