You've got me hook line and sinker

And if I was a human, my cheeks would be blushing pinker

But, alas, I am a fish

And I really, really wish

I was human on land

Walking, talking with you, hand in hand

Cause there's so many fish in the sea

But you're the only one for me

Please don't fall in love with salmon-else

I think I've gone and lost my way

We drifted far apart, but I know someday

You'll scoop me up in your arms, no bucket

I'm finally home, won't say it's luck, it

Was always meant to be

We're happy as a clam and twice as free

Cause there's so many fish in the sea

But you're the only one for me

Please don't fall in love with salmon-else

And I'll just keep swimming home to you

Though current events might make it seem that can't come true

Still got me hooked, though it's been ages

And you've gone through so many changes

My heart stays the same

Cause there's so many fish in the sea

But you're the only one for me

Please don't fall in love with salmon-else