My Pirate Fantasy Lyrics

Got a new job

Gettin kinda used to it

It's only been a few weeks

But I'm gonna quit

I got a deadline on Monday

And right now it's Sunday

My boss has been callin me

Too bad that I've been out at sea

Gotta do these presentations

I'm the man for efficient operations

I got these maritime relations

I'm wanted by the united nations

Just another day at the office

Dreaming of the ocean out there it's lawless

Philis is loose with the gossip

And she knows I've been sneaking out to the ship

I got a deadline on Monday

And right now it's Sunday

My boss has been callin me

Too bad that I'vе been out at sea

I'm living my pirate fantasy

I'm fuckin on thesе manatees

They look a little sexy

Delusions caused by scurvy

Listen up cause I'm the captain of this crew

So avast ye picaroons

You either join me or get marooned

And I know that I am only twenty-two

But I kinda hate my job

So let's set sail for ocean blue

Now I'm in charge

Gotta keep a tight grip

And all these landlubbers better listen up

Cuz this my ship!

I'm living the pirate fantasy

I'm sailing the seven seas

With my bosses wife on top of me

Fuck, wait It's another manatee

Why does this keep happening to me

I'm living the pirate fantasy

I'm fuckin on these manatees

Fuckin on these manatees

Livin my pirate fantasy

Fuckin all the manatees

Oh whoopsie

Silly little me

Thought it was a human girl