RED VAN Lyrics

I be swervin up and down these streets

You be merging to the right to stay away from me

Don't pull up to close or I'll run you off the road

Chalk outline, strike a pose

Lyin there, snatch ya clothes

On my life, you a bloe

Sit right there, best sit tight

If you stand, break the code

Make you bend, make you fold

Dont you lose another light

Uou already not that bright

I'll violate your human rights

Head on the curb and take a bite

And that's a promise on my mother fuckin hair

It's gettin longer, I don't care

Scoop up the artsy hoes

Gold fish, at a fair

And I got plenty in spare

Bring ya girl if you dare

Me and her make a pair

You just thur don't stare

Cuz I'm a hottie with body

Make ya Mommy do pilates

Know I'm right around the corner

When her panties real spotty

You my son, you a brat

On my nerves real snotty

Sit down, shut the fuck up

Watch her suck on my biscotti

Damn

Did I just call me dick a biscotti

And did that shit go hard as fuck

I think so

Biscotti biscotti

Real naughty with ya mommy

Imma put it in her body

Biscotti biscotti

Real naughty with ya mommy

Imma put it in her body

Biscotti biscotti

Real naughty with ya mommy

Imma put it in her body

Biscotti biscotti

Real naughty with ya mommy

Imma put it in her body

Biscotti biscotti

Real naughty with ya mommy

Imma put it in her body

Biscotti biscotti

Quit ya bitchen I'm still sippin

While mommy's in the kitchen

Sneak behind her, hike her skirt up

And stick the tip in

Then I'm dippin, won't be trippin

Think that condom was rippin

Get a plan B from the pharmacy

And Make sure that she lip it

Cuz I don't want a kid in

I was kidding

If you gone have my kid then

Imma just kill em

Hop on ya tummy and launch him to the ceiling

Watch em splat along walls that's a good feelin

Grab a shovel, stick it under

Scrapin' and peelin

Now she's over keelin, guts steady spillin

I'm just sittin here willin

To get back to drillin

Ah that's fucked