ANIME TIDDIES Lyrics

I want some big old anime tiddies, yuh

Don't want no actual kitty, yuh

And I know my boys wit me, yuh

But who am I kidding

I don't get girls

They see me they hurl

She won't unfurl

I'm ugly and stupid and slow like a turtle

I can't even dance

Do a little prance

Trip on my pants

Can't stay in the lines when I use crayons

Nah, nah

Can't even stay in the fuckin lines when I use crayons

But here comes my redemption arc

Montage of me training hard

Get buff and tear my clothes apart

Cuz I just want her legs to part

Rev her to start, we play Mario Kart

DKs my pick and I fly like a dart

Won't let her win, throw that bitch in the bin

We play again and again for pride and for sin

She takes it and takes it right on the chin

And you won't get this, she wants all of my kids

To make her my miss

She'll swallow my jizz

Just to make her my miss

Just to make her my bitch

But she won't get a kiss

And I just might ditch

But she can't resist

Cuz she knows I'm rich

Cuz she knows I'm rich

I want some big old anime tiddies, yuh

Don't want no actual kitty, yuh

And I know my boys wit me, yuh

But who am I kidding

I don't want a waifu

I want a degree

I want my mom and dad

To be proud of me

Go back to school

And clean up my room

And clean up the lube

Around the lips of Tohru

I'm giving up on my Tsundere

I'm being awake when it's actually day

I'm getting Rem but it's actually sleep

I'm becoming a member of society

I'm giving up on my parent's basement

I'm giving up on my League placements

I'm cleaning up all my cum stains and

I'm seeking more than these damn paintings

I'm sorry to dooky

I know I'm his mans

But on this track

I'm taking my stance

I want a real girl, any girl

One who's not drawn

Who spares me a glance

I want me a girl

Who has actual hands

An actual girl who has actual lips

An actual body with actual hips

But then I see the way that those titties bounce

I come - back to my parent's house

This fanfare's unfair

Anime girls UwU

Yeah, I need the lord's prayer