Meth & Tigers Lyrics

I'm stuck in a house, 'cause the government said don't leave your place

There's a virus going around, so wash your hands and don't your face

My lady's in another town, and I miss her so

I want to drive to her house, but they say no

I turn on the TV because I got no place to go

Even though I got chores to do, but I say hell no

First show I see it's called Tiger King, man what is this

Let me tell ya something man, you don't want to miss this

It was meth and tigers and murder plots is what I saw

Threatin' this gay gunslingin' man and you'll get shot

It was meth and tigers and murder plots is what I saw

After watching this crazy show I wrote this country song

A guy named Joe, is married to a couple of straight men

Breeds tigers, wrote some country songs, and ran for President

Carole who tries to rescue big cats is crazy as a loon

And it seems to me, she also murdered her husband too

Animal rights and tiger breeders can't get along

Joe wanted to get Carole shot, man that is so wrong

Doc and all of his girlfriends have tigers too

He says this ain't just a big cult man that ain't true

It was meth and tigers and murder plots is what I saw

Threatin' this gay gunslingin' man and you'll get shot

It was meth and tigers and murder plots is what I saw

After watching this crazy show I wrote this country song

After watching this crazy show I wrote this country song