Ain't Enough Whiskey Lyrics

Well I went to the bar on a Friday night

Knockin' 'em back to feel alright

And I'm dressed to catch some pretty little eyes

But the only look I got was from thunder thighs

She said Hey little darlin' are you from out of town?

Mind if I buy you another round

I took one look at her, my skin started to crawl

I sure didn't want to answer this booty call

The amount of teeth is less than eight

And one of her eyes ain't lookin' straight

She's five foot two and 400 pounds

Boy it's a wonder how she can even get around

I see it in her face, she wants to get frisky

But there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty now

I tried to get another drink

The bartender said hey man take some time to think

Well there ain't no way I'd head home with powder puff

All the liquor you got wouldn't be enough

She said Hey little darlin' my truck's just outside

Would you like to go on a bumpy ride

Well I can't ma'am I need to get home by four

Then I ran out the back door

The amount of teeth is less than eight

And one of her eyes ain't lookin' straight

She's five foot two and 400 pounds

Boy it's a wonder how she can even get around

I see it in her face, she wants to get frisky

But there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty now

No sir there ain't enough whiskey I'll tell you that much

Oh boy, take it Cleetus

Well

The amount of teeth is less than eight

And one of her eyes ain't lookin' straight

She's five foot two and 400 pounds

Boy it's a wonder how she can even get around

I see it in her face, she wants to get frisky

But there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty

I said there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty

I said there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty now

Lord she was a big one, I'll tell you that

Hoo-wee