Porcelain Bowl Blues Lyrics

Let me tell you a story

Of my situation

I have an issue

with indigestion

I had a meal

At a BBQ pit

But there's too much gravy on these chicken and grits,

I've got the shits

Yes indeed baby

I've got the shits

Lord have mercy on my soul and this toilet bowl

I've got the shits

I make this mistake

With all this food around

It tastes so good

Before it goes down

All of a sudden

It sits like a brick

Next thing you know your guts throw a fit

You get the shits

Yes indeed

I've got the shits

Lord have mercy on my soul and this toilet bowl

I've got the shits

You may not like this

But I know it's true

Y'all some day haha

It'll happen to you

It's late one night

Got some Taco Bell

Then your colon's gone straight to hell

I've got the shits

Yes indeed

I've got the shits

Lord have mercy on my soul and this toilet bowl

I've got the shits

Oh God

Oh no

Watch out everyone

Here it goes

I've got the shits

Lord have mercy

I've got the shits

Lord have mercy on my soul and this toilet bowl

I've got the shits

One more time now

Lord have mercy on my soul and this toilet bowl

I've got the shits

Yes sir