Delilah Lyrics

You're living life as a feminist

You never even let me kiss

Your dry and cracked up lips

You say makeup's a superficial fix

To what you call God's gift

The stench from your armpits makes me sick

Well, how am I supposed to love you

When your hygiene's that of a frat dude

You never clean your undercarriage

That's why I'm not thinking about marriage

Delilah, I wanna be your lover

But you need to shave down under

You need to shave down under

Delilah, Delilah, Delilah, Delilah

How was I supposed to know

That every hole was the wrong hole

Answer this, why are you with me

With your vendetta against the peepee

Delilah, I wanna be your lover

But you need to shave down under

You need to shave down under

Delilah, please trim your baby maker

The smell is like a sewer

There's rats inside your sewer

Delilah, Delilah, Delilah, Delilah

You say that love is blind

That's true, your pubes took out my eyes

I only want a girl to love me through and through

Bitch, you're a feminazi, it's true

Delilah, I wanna be your lover

But you need to shave down under

You need to shave down under

Delilah, I wanna be your lover

But you need to shave down under

You need to shave down under

Delilah, please trim your baby maker

The smell is like a sewer

There's rats inside your sewer

Delilah, Delilah, Delilah, Delilah

Delilah, Delilah, Delilah, Delilah