Palpatine Sex Song Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
40 years worth of movies, man it's been a blast
Been one hell of a ride but this one is the last
Three separate trilogies lead to episode 9
And the trauma began on opening night
When did Sidious find time to give a creampie?
When did Palpatine find time to spread him some thighs?
How did the darkest of Sith manage to get it in?
Apparently he's too evil to wear protection
Are his balls as wrinkly as his face?
These are the questions that keep me awake
Does sucking him off taste like fire and char?
Are his testes so burnt he ejaculates tar?
When did the chancellor say he was a horny guy?
How would that even work when we thought he had died?
Who would be willing to say "sure man cum inside me"?
The logic here seems to be flawed, but only to me
Why would Disney ruin their chance at a beautiful end?
So bad a finale, JJ Abrams couldn't defend
In Star Wars, you're relevant cuz of your bloodline
The Skywalker Saga was great until 2-0-1-9