Card Song Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
Why is it so hard to find these Pokemon cards
The ones in Japanese, because they make me feel alive
The art is fire and the value is insane
But suck my dick for making the prices so high
I don't wanna shop online, they're horribly overpriced
Money I don't wanna spend, they can suck my dick again
Fifteen bucks for a pack, they can gobble my whole ass
The one store that carries them, horribly priced yet again
Why is it so hard to find these Pokemon cards
I just wanna open cards so I stop wanting to die
Fucking hate my job, my life, and my apartment
And if I don't find these cards, then I will not be alive
I don't wanna buy online, they're horribly overpriced
One thirty for a box of ten, here we go suck my dick again
Should be fifty bucks at max, gonna cause my car to crash
Fuck the market for these cards, they can inhale all my farts