War Of The Vaginas Lyrics

The war of vaginas was raging on a plain

It's just a mass confusion and they're all menstruating

Everything is bloody, all painted nice and red

And it really looks like someone has lost their head

In the war of vaginas

It's the war of vaginas

I turn on the TV to watch the evening news

It's just another story about cheap sluts and baboons

And in the background I hear a frightening scream

A ten foot tall vagina just got split at the seams

In the war of vaginas

It's the war of vaginas

Now here we see them marching

In straight lines down the street

Both sides at the ready

To battle in the heat

And everyone is watching

As they destroy the town

Besides those people humping

They're fucking underground

The war of vaginas has finally ended

As the dust cloud settle, a treaty is arranged

After 27 long bloody years

All the people can't help but burst into tears

From the war of vaginas

Was the war of vaginas

Now nothing ever will be quite the same again

For instance they had to kill the penguins

And if you ask them how it all began

No one remembers because they are all dead

From the war of vaginas

Was the war of vaginas

Yes sir