You Autotuned My Heart Lyrics

Well, you autotuned my heart

And it's skipping beats when we're apart

I don't know how to feel these days

Because all this autotune has left me crazed

And I drink a lot, I do mad drugs

And all I ever wanted was a hug

Why did you have to go, my love

My penis fit inside your ass just like a glove

I listen to so much Taylor Swift

No, just kidding, seriously, fuck that shit

I guess the point that I'm trying to convey

Is that I miss you at every point of every fucking day

You're on my mind, you're in my soul

You're like an itch in my asshole

A goddamn hemorrhoid inside

Until my heart is again whole

So if you hear me crying out

Like T-Pain If he were a boyscout

All I ask is you dry those tears

Or I will have to down these beers

Full of regret for what I did

I should've never touched that kid

I know he was your little cousin

But come on, girl, you know I was buzzing

On that good shit, no fufu lame

Yeah, Brian Silva ain't my name

I don't have street cred or any game

No 15 minutes worth of fame

I cannot dance, I cannot sing

I can't afford no diamond ring

In fact, yeah, I can barely rap

Listen to all this vulgar crap